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 KATT WILLIAM'S  FUNNY TWEETS









Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd; you're a whore who found glasses

 Calm down bitch, if your heart was really broken, you'd be dead

 Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.

 10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10, I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.

 Seeing someone your friend hates and saying, "There's your best friend"

 If it wasn't for Twitter, we'd all be on Facebook refreshing our pages every 5 minutes, wishing for new notifications.

 BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked

 That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

 Women spend an average of 3 yrs of their life time looking at themselves in the mirror.

 Cop: Have you had any drugs tonight? Driver: No! You keep busting all my dealers!