KEVIN HART'S FUNNY TWEETS
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you're fucked.
In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthafucking classroom!
When a girl says "suck my dick" , everyone laughs. But if Be crazy, be weird, don't be afraid of what anybody else thinksa guy says "eat my pussy" .....shit gets awkward!
When fat hoes are calling themselves hot, but the only thing they can turn on is the microwave.
Live like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy the mean people with your happiness.
That annoying ass moment when someone interrupts you while you're telling a story. Bitch, did you not see me speaking?
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